Now Available:
Limited-Edition Hand-Drawn Reprints
from


"I'm Gonna Rip Yer Face Off"

Hi. I'm offering one-of-a-kind hand-drawn "reprints" from each of the pages of my new book.

Instead of selling stinky old pages from my gross sketchbook, I will redraw each comic as a piece of original art.

However, this is a limited offer: Each comic will be drawn a maximum of 5 times.

Each comic will be drawn in ink on a 6"x6" square of Bristol and will be signed and numbered.

Each comic will be slightly different from the original. The joke will be the same but because each one is hand-drawn there will be small, interesting, and fun changes.

Each comic is unique, like snowflakes or fingerprints or sandwiches.

Comics are $25 each (including shipping) (Order 3 or more and they are $20 each)

Send an email to me at joe@jsayers.com to request a drawing or to ask questions.
Click here to order a copy of the book "I'm Gonna Rip Yer Face Off".

Available pages (click to view):
An x means 1 of the 5 available drawings has been sold.
1 2 3 4 5 -- #1 - Dude you wanna smoke some coffee?
1 2 3 4 5 -- #2 - Are you into D.I.Y.?
x 2 3 4 5 -- #3 - Food and fuckin'
x x x x 5 -- #4 - Who wants to get punched up?
1 2 3 4 5 -- #5 - You can't spell porcupine without pork
x 2 3 4 5 -- #6 - Bacon truck
1 2 3 4 5 -- #7 - Don't forget to bury the corpses
1 2 3 4 5 -- #8 - Oh dear Jesus, we have sinned
1 2 3 4 5 -- #9 - Initiate suicide subroutine
x 2 3 4 5 -- #10 - Wow, this is delicious cheese
1 2 3 4 5 -- #11 - Put down that boner!
1 2 3 4 5 -- #12 - Fish cupcakes
1 2 3 4 5 -- #13 - Seven fingers
x 2 3 4 5 -- #14 - Pirate's booty
1 2 3 4 5 -- #15 - In the year 8522
1 2 3 4 5 -- #16 - Bad-Ass-Tronaut
x 2 3 4 5 -- #17 - Do you prefer rocking?
1 2 3 4 5 -- #18 - Ok, we eat cows 'cause they're ugly, right?
1 2 3 4 5 -- #19 - These suglasses make me look fresh
1 2 3 4 5 -- #20 - Who knows what the economy is?
x x 3 4 5 -- #21 - Catch-phrases from the 1300s
x 2 3 4 5 -- #22 - Dude, cell phones eat your brain
1 2 3 4 5 -- #23 - Wanna go see a movie?
x x 3 4 5 -- #24 - What? I don't smoke pot!
1 2 3 4 5 -- #25 - Could you hand me the sodomy iron?
x 2 3 4 5 -- #26 - Victory is sweet
x 2 3 4 5 -- #27 - Holy shit! I'm in fuckin' Egypt.
x 2 3 4 5 -- #28 - Even further in the future
1 2 3 4 5 -- #29 - Right arm
1 2 3 4 5 -- #30 - I made a zine about my feelings
x 2 3 4 5 -- #31 - Meet the band!
1 2 3 4 5 -- #32 - Oh man. Dude. I think I was shot! Oh man.
x x 3 4 5 -- #33 - Look at that magestic bird
1 2 3 4 5 -- #34 - Girl! Let's go shopping!
1 2 3 4 5 -- #35 - The Nobel Prize
1 2 3 4 5 -- #36 - Caricatures
x 2 3 4 5 -- #37 - I have the biggest house in the world
1 2 3 4 5 -- #38 - You have herpes
x x 3 4 5 -- #39 - Dude. What the dick are you doing?
x 2 3 4 5 -- #40 - I've had enough of your swearing and penis talk
x 2 3 4 5 -- #41 - Who would Jesus do?
x 2 3 4 5 -- #42 - It's important to read books
1 2 3 4 5 -- #43 - Does this dress make it look like I have 3 legs?
1 2 3 4 5 -- #44 - Spare a dollar to save the orphans?
1 2 3 4 5 -- #45 - The 6 best excuses
1 2 3 4 5 -- #46 - Today, I will invent the wheel
1 2 3 4 5 -- #47 - You bring shame to our entire family
x x 3 4 5 -- #48 - The nefarious plan (part 1)